“What is much more disturbing is that we still have something called an ALFALFA dinner.” I understand that she said that she wanted to go because she always wanted to meet Spanky, Alfalfa, Stymie, Buckwheat, Darla and the rest of the gang.

To the tune of “These Boots are Made for Walking” “These boots are made for strollin',
Pickin' up Johns & turnin' a trick…
And if you think she's Presidential
Your mind must be sick!”