Oh, THAT Bowser, not the guy from Sha Na Na….

Cripes, this whole thing was just terrible. Please refund the last three minutes of my life.

Skank-o-riffic.

This is my home. The devastation is so bad. People are in desperate need of help but our mayor is more concerned with a marathon. His head is so far up his ass. And where is the Red Cross? Not in my borough, that’s for sure. My heart hurts.

Weeping for the future.

This pathetic hack horrifies me, too.

Smells like sore loser to me.

There’s a huge difference between making money and inheriting it. What an ass.

Poetry? Dont make me laugh, my lips are chapped.

But, why does it have to be such an ugly hat?