21 Signs You’re Dating A Designer

Buying gifts for them is stressful, and why did they have to ruin Arial for you?

1. Every restaurant excursion starts with loud snarking on the menu’s typefaces.

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2. They choose their dinner wines by label design.

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3. This is your date night.

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4. Their furniture is uncomfortable.

You get a hard Eames chair if you’re lucky. A throne of pencils if you’re not.

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5. It takes months to replace a broken lamp because none of the ones you can afford look good enough.

You read that right. It’s $105,000.

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6. Sometimes they’re too picky to even own furniture.

Steve Jobs didn’t believe in owning much furniture. Neither does Klaus Biesenbach.

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7. They inflict upon you a painful awareness of kerning.

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8. They complain about new Adobe Suites the way other couples complain about their landlords.

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9. Buying gifts for them is stressful. Nothing is cool enough.

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10. If you’re buying books for them, you choose the cover designer carefully.

Cover design by Peter Mendelsund? Hell yes. By Chip Kidd? Depends how they feel about Chip Kidd.

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11. You can’t find any books because they’re all organized by color.

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12. Their fridge is stocked with weird food with great packaging.

And then they won’t throw away any packaging with elegant letterforms.

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13. Your iPad app library consists entirely of sketching apps.

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14. You put up with this because they make you thoughtful handcrafted gifts.

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15. When you peek over their shoulders on weekends, their designs look like this…

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…but by midweek, you’ll hear ALL about how their clients mangled it into this.

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16. Before visiting their office, you expected their desk to look like this.

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But you start worrying about them when you see this.

What is on that plate, exactly?

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17. When you get married, you will have great looking invitations and programs!

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18. Without their help, it’d probably look like this.

“Lay off Comic Sans, sweetheart. It ain’t the end of the world.”

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19. Then your kids will have strange names.

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20. And only Scandinavian wooden toys will be allowed in the house.

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21. Most of all, dating a designer means being surprised by their creativity and sense of wonder all the time.

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Here’s to the fun design dork in your life:

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