I would definitely appreciate lickable ads more if I wasn't so opposed to contracting bacterial meningitis.

I just want to make it clear that I would never purposely eat a dog. However, this does not mean that I do not want to eat this one.

Its cute, but at the same time absolutely terrifying. Im going to have nightmares about this.

Its because when you multiply by nine the digits always add up to 9.
But I do spend a huge chunk of my time thinking about various marsupials and citrus fruit anyway, so I am not that impressed.

That looks delicious, however I am completely colorblind so that might throw off my perception.