Kim Jong-Un is back in the public eye after a long disappearance and now he's limping with a cane. Experts are saying his poor state of health is due to his high consumption of cheese. That's right:
In fact he's rarely seen without a piece of cheese in his hand. Oddly, this has never been mentioned by the media until now.
He often bites into these large hunks of cheese to the joyful amusement of his inner circle.
Regardless of what factory he is taking a tour of, Kim Jong-Un will figure out a way to turn the conversation back to his cheese.
He recently said to his high council:
Kim Jong-Un has demanded further scientific study into all aspects of cheese.
Jong-Un has a number of secret mistresses, all of them cheese.
But there are some cheese that even he will not eat.
Sources say Kim Jong-Un is completely unaware of how his constant cheese eating affects the starving people around him.
Responding to pressure from international human rights groups, Kim Jong-Un recently made the following gesture:
