1. The Lord Vader Force-Powered Vibrator.
The force is strong in this one.
2. The C-3PO G-Spot Vibrator.
The possibility of successfully navigating a good time is better than approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one.
3. The R2-D2 Personal Massager
This possibly isn’t the droid you’re looking for.
4. The Stormtrooper Couples’ Massager.
Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!