1. Glastonbury for Geeks.
2. Glastonbury for Accountants.
3. Glastonbury for Farmers.
4. Glastonbury for Marketeers.
5. Glastonbury for Onions.
6. Glastonbury for Cycling Fans.
To be fair to The Tour Of Britain, it did look quite muddy.
7. Glastonbury for Little People.
8. Glastonbury for Chavs.
9. Glastonbury for the Mind.
10. Glastonbury for the Young and Attractive.
11. Glastonbury for Daisies.
12. Glastonbury for the Average Radio 4 Listener.
13. Glastonbury for Greengrocers.
14. Glastonbury On A Screen.
Perhaps a strange way to describe Ben Wheatley's surreal movie set during the English Civil War, but hey.
15. Even the Tory Party Conference is like Glastonbury now.
16. A Glastonbury for Gimps.
With thanks for inspiration to Warren Chrismas.