Some of these don't require commas; they're just awkwardly worded, like the one about watching JGL have sex with parents. A comma wouldn't be required there.
Even if he felt he was in danger, why was it necessary to shoot the man 6 times, twice in the head? Couldn't he have just shot him in the leg and called it a day?
I've referred to mine as the Communist Seige since the ninth grade. I felt that was the only proper euphemism to express the utter rage of the Red Army overthrowing my fertile crescent.
Thanks for telling me about something I can't experience. What I'd like to know is when this technology is going to spread to other places besides New York and California.
I would add The Break Up to this list. Look! Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hilariously try to one up each other to make the other jealous! Just kidding; that movie was bleak.
This is far more interesting and entertaining than 80,000 posts on Jennifer Lawrence or Ryan Gosling. For every post about them, we need a post such as this to achieve zen-like balance.
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