1. Tommy (The Screamer)
2. Fun Bobby
3. Malcolm
4. Duncan
5. Susie
6. Celia
7. Ryan
8. Russ
9. Aurora
10. Erika
11. Katie
12. Chip
13. Ginger
14. Joanna
15. Lauren
16. Larry
17. Ethan
18. Janice
19. Josh
20. Amanda
21. Paul (The Wine Guy)
22. Roger
23. Cheryl (The Dirty Girl)
24. Robert
25. Timothy
26. Sergei
27. Erin
28. Vince and Jason
29. Julio
30. Cecilia Munroe
Phoebe wins (loses?) with a whopping 9 forgettable relationships!