Proof That Modern Day Celebrities Are Jesus And His Disciples Reincarnated

Big J is back, and he brought his homeboys who have been taking over Hollywood one cinematic masterpiece at a time. THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR PEOPLE

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1. Ashton Kutcher

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Wait, does Mila know who Ashton's true love really is?

2. Sean Connery

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"Do you think he knows how many hookers I've slept with…"

3. Jason Bateman

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Dat beard doe

4. Christian Bale

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He may have played Jesus in a TV movie in 1999, but Christian Bale just doesn't have those long dirty blonde angelic locks. Sorry bro, stick to Batman

5. Jude Law

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If Jude Law is going to take anything away from his past life I hope it involves him praying to J for some Rogaine

6. George Clooney

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Could you think of anyone else Jesus would pick to be his right hand man? I think not.

7. Matthew Gray Gubler

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Dr. Reid can probably figure out exactly why J rose from the dead 3 days after he was murdered

8. Benedict Cumberbatch

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Elementary, my dear Jesus

9. Jason Segel

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Being stoned was common back then and it is definitely still common today

10. Louis C.K.

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If Jesus could only bear to have one ginger in his crew, how are the rest of us supposed to deal with them?!

11. Johnny Depp

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"But Jesus, where's the rum?!?!"

12. Nicholas Cage

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Don't act like you didn't see it coming.

JUDASSSSSSSS

13. Jared Leto

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Bless me father for I have sinned… by dreaming of you in my pants! I'd go to confession every damn day if it meant spending the rest of eternity with this stud muffin.

14. Oh, and if you were wondering about the devil...

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Twins