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The Gifts Dads Really Want For Christmas

Your definitive 2014 Dad Gift Guide, from "nice socks" to "good pen."

My dad just emailed me a link to a $30 flashlight and told me that's what he wants for Christmas. Dads are weird.

my dad asked for a lazer tape measure for Christmas… what?

Dad wants to give me an air purifier for Hanukkah, he said "it's the gift of fresh air" #davidyanowisms

My dad wants some tarpaulin for Christmas.

I ask my dad what he wants for chanukkah - I preface with ANYTHING in the world ANY price - he says : "a bottle of diet pepsi" classic dad

For Christmas my Dad just wants his jars back

My dad wants vacuum cleaner parts for Christmas...smh

my dad just said that he wants a remote control helicopter toy for christmas and he is 100% serious

Caught dad searching "boat gifts for him" in attempt to build a Christmas list #nautiornice

All my dad wants for Christmas is a freezer for popscicles to put next to his bed... My mom shut that one down really quick

my dad just called me to tell me he wants an automatic spaghetti twirling fork for Christmas and what website to order it from

"Dad what do you want for Christmas?" "Socks!"

My dad has asked for "good quality socks" for Christmas. I had no idea socks could be so expensive. #Jebus.

buying my dad a christmas present is so confusing all he's asked for is black socks and a globe that costs £135

Lol my dad wants a pair of huf socks for Christmas.

All my dad wants for Christmas is socks

My dad has been singing "all about that bass" all day... In public... And said he wants her cd for Christmas. #no

My 51-year old dad keeps saying he wants Beats for Christmas. I can just picture him wearing them in the barn feeding calves.

My dad wants the monty python boxset for christmas. Of course, i will watch it too.

Dad asked for a $3 book for Christmas and I call dibs

My dad just told me he wants the Mariah Carey Christmas CD .... "she has a beautiful voice!" Lol

My dad just texted me and said he wants @Drake's CD for christmas and even hashtagged #takecare. Hahaha I'm so weak right now.

My dad wants a CD player for Christmas. Do they even sell CD players anymore?

I asked my dad what he wants from me for christmas and he said a better attitude about college #ohsorry

This was an extremely popular request:

Me - Dad, what do you really want for Christmas? Dad - My two front teeth. K

Me: what do you want for Christmas? Dad: MY TWO FRONT TEETH

Asked my dad what he wants for Christmas and this is what I got back....

every time I ask my dad what he wants for Christmas he replies "world peace"

dad said he wants world peace for Christmas, I was thinking more like a nice t shirt or socks

*every single year* Me: dad what do you want for Christmas this year? Dad: peace in the world

Asked my dad what he wanted for Christmas he said slippers, golf balls, world peace and socks in that order

Dad wrote a Christmas list 'world peace' ffs

Of course, even the most selfless dads still deserve a little something for themselves.

Dad was asked to write down some things he wants for Christmas