1. Ex-England footballer Phil Neville commentated for the BBC on the England vs. Italy game.
Phil Neville. If a Wild Bean Cafe pasty could talk.
2. No doubting his credentials, but his delivery leaves a lot to be desired.
Phil Neville sounds like he's spent the day listening to Joy Division records with Mark Lawrenson.
3. He doesn't seem to be aware this is an exciting event.
Phil Neville's voice helping to counteract any adrenaline.
4. Or that there are a lot of people listening to him speak.
Phil Neville sounds like he's talking to his therapist
5. He seems to have forgotten how to sentence.
Phil Neville He talks in little bursts ... And just when ... You think he has shut up ... He says something even duller. #worldcup
6. Safe to say Twitter has taken notice.
Phil Neville, Why use. One full stop. When you can. Use four. #bbcworldcup
7. And the results are hilarious.
Phil Neville sounds like he's reading out loud from a copy of Exchange and Mart. #England
8.
If you listen really hard, Phil Neville sounds a bit like he’s trying to do the John Barnes rap from world in motion.
9.
Clearly Phil Neville is commentating for all those people who find Michael Owen's voice too exciting
10.
Phil Neville sounds like he's commentating on Crufts. #ENG #ITA
11.
Why is Phil Neville talking like the kid with bad asthma in Malcolm in the Middle?
12.
Phil Neville makes me feel like I'm watching the football whilst my mate tells me a secret.
13.
Phil Neville is having a great World Cup for ITV
14.
Phil Neville's commentating is like listening to someone reading flat pack furniture instructions out loud.
15.
Phil Neville is buzzing to be in Brazil. Can't contain himself.
16. And finally...
Phil Neville is to commentating what Phil Neville is to playing football