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You'll know you've arrived when the motorway signs start talking proper.
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And the road signs don't take themselves too seriously.
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The local bobbies are reet keen, so try not to get pulled over.
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You don't have to worry about yer safety in Yorkshire, we're very tough on crime up 'ere.
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So be careful where you park yer sen.
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Once yer settled, why not take a stroll and see our famous swimming cows.
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Or sit yer sen down on one of our many comfy benches.
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Enjoy the local cuisine.
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And dunt forget yer pudding.
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In Yorkshire, you'll always know when it's time to order a new pint.
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And if you don't fancy staying out, get your next one to go.
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While driving around, be respectful of all road users.
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You dunt want to end up in a toad rage incident.
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Why not take one of our fabulous border collie quad bike tours, where your very own four-legged guide will show you the sights.
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Make sure you wave to the locals.
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And keep your eyes peeled for traffic updates.
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Why not stop for a snack at one of our many fancy restaurants?
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Or take in a bit of local culture.
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Or even meet one of our local celebrities.
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And remember, in Yorkshire, where there's smoke, there in't always fire.
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Take advantage of our many fine local businesses, which cater for every need.
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And won't try and fleece you with complicated jargon.
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If you've forgotten where you parked, the friendly attendants should be able to help.
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And finally, don't leave without yer goodie bag!