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Yorkshire. What is it good for?
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Not the scenery, I'll tell you that much.
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It's all just fields, really.
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And derelict buildings.
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Oh, and viaducts. They fucking love viaducts in Yorkshire.
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See? And it's always grey and miserable.
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It never stops raining.
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The locals aren't very friendly.
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They're all stuck in the past.
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No sense of humour, the lot of 'em.
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There aren't even any good beaches.
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Everyone is so dour. They don't get excited for anything.
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It's not like there's a real reason to ever go outside.
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I mean, look. Not even one Tesco Metro.
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The architecture is a 1960s concrete nightmare.
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Let's not get started on the food.
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And the ketchup is brown.
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Oh, and what's this? Another goddamn tea room when all you want is a fucking Starbucks.
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Come to Yorkshire, they say. Get away from the city, they say.
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You'll only get caught in the bastard fog.
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Or be roped in to one of the local pagan rituals.
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Like they always say, it's grim up north.
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There's no art, for starters.
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It's chock-full of vandals.
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The locals won't even look you in the eye.
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Look at this fucking rock.
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Couldn't even get phone reception in this fucking wood tbh.
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So in conclusion, never visit Yorkshire.
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There's nothing for you there.
