Trying to watch the new Star Wars teaser didn't go so well at first.
More like "Star Wars: The Force Doesn't Have The Right Plugin" #StarWars
Then some thieving hero uploaded it to YouTube. Yay!
Sand! Cool!
"Oh I felt something alright. Do that again and I'll chop that shit off."
There is a droid dressed as football.
"Hey guys why is there a stormtrooper that's three inches taller than the rest of us? Aren't we supposed to be clones?"
"Guys my blaster rifle is on 3. Is anyone else's blaster rifle on 3?"
"Hey guys what if they shoot us on the bits that aren't plastic armour."
Meanwhile, Daisy Ridley is in a rush.
Apparently, it's the Dodge Caravan of speeder bikes.
Son of Wedge!
"Hey, where are we going?"
"December?! Really? Why the fuck are they showing us the trailer now.
"What the fuck does that even mean?"
This guy is dressed all in black for reasons.
He's just out for a stroll in the woods.
Ooh he's got a regular, normal lightsaber!
Well that just looks like a safety hazard.
Millennium Falcon!
I’ve literally never felt this excited about anything #StarWars
"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting flyby."
"Talk to me, Goose."
"Don't worry, I'll hit the brakes."
"You can be my Wookiee anytime."
Ba ba ba baaaaaa ba....
When's this thing out again?
Only a year to wait then. *watches teaser 8,000,000 times* #StarWars
As exciting as this was, I don't feel any wiser. It looked incredible, but I have pretty much no idea what's going on. I feel a bit like this chap.
