9. You have your own pans, plates, and cutlery to avoid any possible meat residue left by your parents/roommate.
10. Strangers tell you about the time they went vegetarian for a couple of weeks.
11. But that they gave it up because they “could NEVER stop eating bacon.”
12. Everyone assumes you eat this.
13. But your diet mostly consists of these…
14. And definitely a lot of these…
16. You automatically refuse all hors d’oeuvres, buffet items, and birthday cakes.
17. And you don’t even bother trying to attend BBQs.
“You can use the grill once we’re done.”