When the Apple Watch was announced, one feature above all others seemed to capture the imagination:
The "Sketch" feature allows users to send doodles (of doodles) to friends who also own an Apple Watch.
But was it a canny foreskinsight into human psychology, or mere shaft-enfreud?
Well, the Apple Watch was released in April. Only instead of April showers, it was raining dicks.
Some people tried to draw other things, and quickly realised that you can't beat a dick doodle.
Apple just perfected it. By letting you draw dicks ON YOUR WRIST.
And instead of waiting for your dick painting to be discovered in a cave, YOU CAN SEND THAT DICK STRAIGHT AWAY.
It is the pinnacle of human achievement in the phallic arts.
It is the form of communication we both needed and deserved.
For inspiring us to Dick Different.