15 Willow Smith Books That Really Need To Exist For Real

"There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels. And then I read them again, and it’s the best thing."

In an interview with the New York Times' T Magazine, between bouts of metaphysical banter with her brother Jaden, Willow Smith told the interviewer that she writes and reads only her own novels.

Here are some of the books Willow, 14, may have written, with imagined titles and quotes based on actual things she said during the interview.

Seriously, read the interview first.

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“And it was then, in her darkest hour, that Prana Jones came to understand the truth: that this world is nothing but a fragment of a holographic reality constructed by a higher consciousness.”

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“Because living,” she said, gazing up at the stars falling through the night sky. “Because living.”

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“Our voices sounded like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounded that good.”

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“The true gift of life is in looking at nature and being, like, ‘Wow, I am so lucky to have a body and to breathe and to be able to look at this.'”

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“I like to go to places with my high-fashion things where there are a lot of cameras. So I can just go there and be like, 'Yep, yep, I’m looking so sick.' But in my regular life, I put on clothes that I can climb trees in.”

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“A higher consciousness whips my hair back, but I alone must whip it forth.”

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“When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world.”

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“Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart.”

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“Time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.”

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“Prana Jones picked up the object, the microphone, the Quantum Microphone. 'What does it do?' The being smiled, as as much as a being with only the suggestion of a face can smile.

'Life is music, Prana Jones. Every moment is a song. The Quantum Microphone allows you to piece it together. With this, you can piece together those little moments of inspiration. With this, you will make music that transcends dimensions.'”

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“This is the story of the year I went to school. A single year that was both the best and worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, 'Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.' But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.”

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“And then you think about what you think, which is very dangerous.”

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“'Because that’s what art is, Prana Jones,' the man told her, 'shocking people.' He leaned in close, too close, and looked right into her. 'Sometimes shocking yourself.'”

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“The beat is usually what moves me. Or I think of concepts. Then when I hear a beat that is, like, elaborating on that concept, I just go off.”

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“By the time we were 30 (or 20?), we had climbed as many mountains as we could possibly climb.”