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Can We Guess How You're Feeling Today?

Today you’re all about the good life. Like, the champagne spillin’, L.A to Tokyo, Iggy life. The kind of that sparkles with glitter made of diamond dust. Sure, you always sparkle, but today those gems are the real deal. On this glorious day, all doughnuts are artisanal, your wrist is adorned with an Apple Watch made of gold and your personal Shetland pony lies calmly at your feet on a custom-made Persian rug. So go out into the world and be the dazzling unicorn that you are!

Pretty Fancy!

Let’s face it, you’ve had better days than today. It just started off all wrong. First some jerk took the last good muffin and left you with a day old scone that tasted like crumpled up grocery bags, then that mean chihuahua barked at you, then a guy wearing a garbage bag made fun of your outfit. And it’s all been downhill from there. Thankfully, today is just one day of many days, and what goes down into the dumps will inevitably pop up all the way back up again. Such is the marvelous roller coaster we call life. So chin up, buttercup, tomorrow will be so much better.

Totally Got Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed

Everyone’s always like, “we have to follow the rules!” And today you’re like, “those rules don’t apply to me because I am a pirate and I own my destiny and I will eat more than my share of nachos if that’s I want to do.” Today you are bold, you’re an idea person, and you drive your Vespa right up onto the sidewalk and take your coffee to go in a ceramic mug and are not at all concerned that it might spill. Look, not everyone’s gonna like it, but you are what you are, and you don’t take off your cowboy boots for anyone, no matter what your yoga instructor says. You’re a loner and a hero, just like Batman, so get out there and explore your world.

Like a Pirate

“You’re the most ‘different’ person in the office today,” says your boring coworker. Are you a farmer? No, you just like to wear overalls and you don’t care if people think straw hats should be reserved for beach days and scarecrows. Because today, you’re celebrating your individuality. It’s perfectly OK for you to sing songs while you prepare your peanut butter and Swiss cheese sandwiches and feel free to write all your emails in haiku, because today you’re doing your own thing. Congratulations on joining the ranks of Zooey Deschanel and Weird Al and Tina from Bob’s Burgers! You do you, special snowflake.

A Little Weird. But Totally Cool With It.

Oh man, you’re a ball of nerves today. It’s not like anyone can tell, because on the outside you look totally cool and in control, sipping your coffee like a ninja. But behind that zen smile you teeter on the edge of a total meltdown that you’ve buried deep in the depths of your sensitive heart. Today is a good day to fire up a little Enya on Spotify, drink some lemonade, and take a long walk. And look, your boss isn’t actually mad at you and no one even noticed that you accidentally hyperlinked a porn site in that all-company email you sent. So take a deep breath, channel your inner assassin and turn that duress into success. You got this.

Secretly Freaking the F\*ck Out

Today you feel like a glorious unicorn and everything is marvelous. Everyone wants to hang out with you, anything you tweet is guaranteed to get a TON of faves, and oh hey, is that a $20 bill floating down from the sky? Also, Taylor Swift just started following you on Instagram. Today, the sun is truly shining on you. Not only that, today you are a wonderful person who shares your awesomeness with others and then you all start a rock band together and all the fans are screaming your name. Today sure is amazing, but deep in your heart you know that tomorrow is going to be even better! Great job being awesome out in the big world today, darling!

Awesome, Like a Rainbow Sandwich!

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