What Disney Princesses Have Taught Me, As An Adult.

When you're a kid, it's all "Happily Ever After," but when you wise up and see the true meaning, that's when you get down to it.

Cinderella

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Stay out late, lose your shoes and kiss strangers, as long as they’re hot. Keep it classy, girl.

Ariel - The Little Mermaid

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Steal peoples junk and be yourself, unless a hot guy wants to date you, then change who you are to please him.

Belle - Beauty and the Beast

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Your guy may be abusive and act like an animal, but deep down he might be a really good looking prince so you should stick with him.

Snow White

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If 7 average guys all adore you, go for the tall hot one with money and status. Also, if a creepy old lady gives you fruit, don’t eat it.

Aurora - Sleeping Beauty

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If a guy saves your life, sleep with him.

Alice - Alice in Wonderland

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If you take enough drugs you will either feel really big, or really small.

Jasmine – Aladdin

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As long as your boyfriend is hot, it’s okay if he lies to you and steals things for a living.

Pocahontas

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If you’re pretty enough, you can be friends with animals and it’s not weird. But if you’re ugly, you’re a nut job.

Esmeralda – The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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If a guy is devoted, loves you and tries to save your life, but is ugly, don’t give him a shot. Always go for the hot guy.

And Finally, Princess Mia – The Princess Diaries

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With a really good makeover, even the ugliest girl can get hot guys to notice her.

Thanks Walt, now only If I could get over my unrealistic expectations, for my hair, because of you.