(Un) Fit and Flabuless

Great news! We can now ignore what doctors, dieticians and fitness experts have been telling us for years – you know, that whole eat right, exercise thing – and let ourselves go. Two products on the market will basically shape our bodies to make it appear we take care of ourselves, with the only side effect being we’ll look and feel like we’re wearing sausage casing. "Lipo in a Box" and "Flabuless" arm hosiery. Yes, they're as bad as they sound...