According to the Physician to the President and several eyewitnesses, the president suffered a traumatic head wound when he tripped and fell head-first onto the edge of his American birth certificate.
A report by the U.S. Bureau of Labor revealed that part-time model has become the most common profession in the United States, passing social media expert on its way to the number one spot.
A report released by the Can’t Wait For the Zombie Apocalypse To Start Foundation found that the majority of American citizens are super excited about the start to the zombie apocalypse.
According to a study funded by the National Institutes of Health, unattractive people are able to lure sexual partners into the bedroom mainly when their partners have had six to eight drinks.
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