What To Do When You're Good At Everything

You were born naturally gifted at doing everything with ease. The world is your oyster! But how do you pick what to settle on for a career?

A doctor?

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... too much school... and AH! BLOOD!!

A lawyer?

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... but they wear suits like all the time...

A teacher?

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... ugh... kids...

A firefighter?

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... you run into the burning building?... um...

A cowboy?

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... but the west really isn't that wild anymore... It's more... nerdy...

A bartender?

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... is okay to drink on the job?...

An artist?

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... so messy...

A tennis player?

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... balls in your face?...

A farmer?

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... my allergies...

A mortician?

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... it'd sure be quiet...

A cartoonist?

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... is a talking carrot a good protagonist?...

A forest ranger?

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... I don't think bears are as friendly as Yogi...

A stockbroker?

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... so many numbers...

A carpenter?

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... splinters...

A member of The Carpenters?

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... are they still together anymore?...

An actor?

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... but in New York or Los Angeles?...

A rock god(dess)?

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... I don't wanna have to sit next to Justin Bieber at some award show...

A pastry chef?

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... I'd gain so much weight...

A sushi chef?

... I'd gain so much weight...

Chef?

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... I'd gain so much weight...

An inventor?

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... where to even start...

An astronaut?

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... all that zero gravity is not the business...

A dancer?

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... my back...

A cop?

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... people may shoot at you... AT YOU!

Mr. Miyagi?

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... honestly... why the hell not.

Well, whatever you do, you make sure that you do you, baby boo.

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