Halloween is over, and for Canadians this means one thing: Winter is coming.
And you might recognize these common stages of accepting that winter is, in fact, on the snowy horizon.
Stage 1: Denial.
In some extreme cases, frostbite to delicate areas may occur.
@choicefm #SnowInShorts #shortsinsnow @Corriiigan
(No, but all jokes aside, guys, STOP THIS BEHAVIOUR.)
Stage 2: Anger
Winter will have us like... #canadianwinter #winter #canada #itscoming #winteriscoming #ontario #funny
When you can no longer ignore the -30° WITHOUT WINDCHILL weather and the copious amounts of snow on the ground and you are filled with rage towards the Canadian weather gods.
I hate you Winter!!!! I hate your endless, cold, snowing, refusing to leave ignorant self!!!!! Beat it!!!!!!!!! #winterrage #vitamindstat
Oh stop!!! Just, Stop, Frigging, SNOWING!!!!! #WinterRage
Stage 3: Bargaining
If I pray hard enough will the snow go away #pleasesnowgoaway
When you'll do anything to keep the winter weather at bay. You begin to negotiate with the weather gods.
And you start to make outlandish wishes.
Stage 4: Depression
And everyone's a sad penguin.
Stage 5: Acceptance.
Every day without a parka is a victory! #canadianwinter
When you give in to the long cold days, going to AND leaving work in the dark, frostbitten noses and numb toes, scraping ice off your windshield, and every other delightful nugget winter has to offer.
This is it. It's happening.
Better look on the bright side.
Like the conveniences of the season ...
Welcome to #WinterInCanada where owning a freezer is optional.
...Finding happiness in the little things...
...And, of course, selecting the perfect winter outfit.
Happy (almost) winter, Canada!
We feel your impending pain.