1. We don't understand American healthcare.
2. We are, however, jealous of your shockingly low liquor prices.
3. AND your house prices (barring New York and LA, of course).
4. We watch your politics with almost as much curiosity as we do our own. (Or more, in some cases.)
5. We put sugar in our iced tea.
6. Not everyone here loves Tim Hortons... but most of us do.
7. It's a bit crazy to us that you don't put gravy on your fries.
8. Yes, we find winter COLD AF too...
...We just find ways to deal.
9. Shipping and custom charges are the bane of every Canadian online shopper.
10. We are fiercely protective over our Canadian stars.
11. Canadians are in A LOT of your movies.
12. We get excited when Canada is mentioned on an American TV show.
13. Kinder Surprises are delicious and awesome and have toys inside of them. Wish you knew.
14. All Dressed chips are an unidentifiable flavour — even to us.
15. Don't laugh, but we're kind of scared of Canada Geese.
16. Our passport is having a secret party.
17. We actually do roll maple syrup on the snow and eat it on sticks.
18. And lastly, even though we aren't always very loud about it, we are very patriotic.
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WE. ARE. CANADIAN.