1. On cutting corners:
Seriously @TimHortons ? I know the #CanadianDollar has fallen but I didn't expect my chilli's bun to be 50% less.
2. On having the upper (American) hand:
I paid a $3.34 ONroute tab with a US $20 bill. The change due? $25.06. It feels like they paid me to take their food. #CanadianDollar
3. On singing the pain away:
Shawty get low low low low low low low low low #CanadianDollar
4. On saving up:
The way the Canadian dollar is going maybe this will be more valuable. #canadiandollar
5. On becoming a KD-getarian.
$5.79 Canadian for celery. I can no longer afford to buy vegetables. #Canada #Canadiandollar
6. On the bright side:
Gas is at 68.9 in Spruce Grove... now you can afford cauliflower for dinner. #CanadianDollar
7. On getting through the tough times:
When a bottle of white wine is cheaper than grapes. I guess I'm celebrating the next recession in style. #canadiandollar #toronto #notmad
8. On math:
The plus side of the #CanadianDollar decline, is Nickel Back is down to just 3 1/2 cents Back.
9. On foreign exchange:
Two-dollar land. #canadiandollar
10. On doing the right thing:
We might as well laugh at our dollar ! #canadiandollar
11. On economics:
LOL GOT EM 😂😂 💰 #Canadianproblems #canadiandollar
12. On inflation:
"Woah! The value of my house went up by $200,000!" "Yeah but so did a carton of milk. Those cows are ballin' son" #Canadiandollar
13. On financial priorities:
#CanadianDollar
14. On harsh realities:
Remember when people were complaining about the price of gas? Now everyone be like... Whoa. Whoa. To cheap! #canadiandollar
15. On paying it forward:
Just gave a worthless #CanadianDollar to a homeless guy and he chucked it at a Pomeranian. We both laughed.
16. On comfort:
You know the #CanadianDollar sucks when the bank offers you free @Astroglide before withdrawing #American money.
17. And, finally, on our American brethren helping us out:
...But you can help! For only pennies, you too can give some Canadian what they desperately need: One Canadian Dollar. #canadiandollar