12 Christmas Gifts To Americans, Love Canada

    And not one of them is a partridge in a pear tree... because WTF is that?

    ♪ ♫ On the first day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    1. A Canadian Tire gift card!

    On the second day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    2. Two poutines!

    On the third day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    3. Three (Illegal-in-the-States, so probably smuggled) Kinder Surprise Eggs!

    On the fourth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    4. Four bags of Tim Hortons coffee!

    On the fifth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    5. Five bottles of maple syrup!

    On the sixth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    6. Six moose wall calendars!

    On the seventh day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    7. Seven bags of All Dressed chips!

    On the eighth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    8. Eight Canada Goose Parkas!

    On the ninth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    9. Nine Coffee Crisps!

    On the tenth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    10. Ten seasons of Degrassi!

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    11. Eleven bags of milk!

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, Canada gave to America...

    12. Twelve bottles of Molson Canadian!

    Happy Holidays, America!