Sorry, but I'm a girl and my idea of the best photo ever involves a cute panda doing something.  Or, my person making out with Christina Hendricks.  Quite frankly, yes, she's gorgeous. But she has looked better, imho. Why think that all the girls are disliking this because they have smaller breasts? Really? Her breast in this dress weird me out a bit, but that's it.

I want a panda to bite my shoe too!

When I was a kid, I would have loved a rock tumbler. I liked to “collect” interesting-looking rocks.

#1 and #3 are a “thing” now. There was a mail and everything… yes, I got it. Yes, I've been on the receiving side of a “code 9”. Yes, it was terribly embarrassing because I'm in my twenties. My im contacts are in their twenties, too.

It looks a bit like a stapler…

To be fair, I have never seen an ad for women's deodorant featuring ripped men.

These are not adjusted and, thus, useless for comparison.

Give them an apple. End of the story.

Easy. Sit with Grandma With Dementia and pretend to take care of her AND that everything she says is true. You look like a caring, good person AND you avoid the drama. And the other guests, too.

They look cute. But some of them are vicious little beasts. If I ever kill a turkey, it'll be in self-defense.