1. Iron Man 3
Iron Man is back
The villain takes his girlfriend
Action and revenge
2. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Katniss loves two boys
Has to return to death games
$h*t will hit the fan
3. Despicable Me 2
Ex-Evil Bad Guy
Will Help Good Guys Save the World
Minions are so cool
4. Frozen
Princess runs away
So land becomes snow covered
We need to find her!
5. Man of Steel
Bad guy from planet
Demands Superman or else
He'll destroy the Earth
6. Monsters University
When Mike and Sully
From Monsters Inc., were younger
They met in college
7. Gravity
Disaster in space
Astronaut falls off station
It's imminent death
8. Fast & Furious 6
Bad guys drive fast cars
F and F crew recruited
Crazy fast car stunts
9. Oz The Great and Powerful
The Wizard of Oz
Where did the wizard come from?
Here's his backstory
10. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Dwarves, Elves, and hobbit
Want to destroy a dragon
And there's a wizard
11. Star Trek Into Darkness
A bad guy escapes
Enterprise goes after him
The good guys might fail?
12. Thor: The Dark World
Thor needs his brother
To help save the universe
He has a hammer
13. World War Z
World is in danger
Billions turned into zombies
What can Brad Pitt do?
14. The Croods
Caveman Family
Are forced to leave their safe cave
Adventure ensues
15. The Heat
Two cops assigned case
But can they work together
They're very diff'rent
16. We're the Millers
Guy has to get drugs
Gets "wife," "children" for cover
"Wife" is a stripper
17. The Great Gatsby
Rich guy likes a girl
She's married and has short hair
Drama and kissing
18. The Conjuring
Based on true story
People move to possessed house
Spooky scares abound
19. Identity Thief
When he discovers
His identity's stolen
He will get it back
20. Grown Ups 2
There are four best friends
They move back to their hometown
A moose pees on one
21. The Wolverine
Wolverine is back
He fights a lot of people
He is in Japan
22. G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Dangerous bad guys
G. I. Joe to the rescue
They can save the Earth!
23. Now You See Me
Group of magicians
Steal from banks to give to poor
FBI is mad
24. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Guy has to return
To place that makes food monsters
Dangerous mission
25. Lee Daniels' The Butler
A White House Butler
And his part in history
A real-life story
26. The Hangover Part III
Back in Las Vegas
Three friends have another night
Of raunch, danger, fun
27. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Fired anchormen
Start over, become the best
oh and, "I love lamp."
28. Epic
A girl shrinks her size
Joins battle of leaf fairies
Funny slug sidekicks
29. Captain Phillips
On a US ship
Real life pirates take over
Based on true story
30. Pacific Rim
Guy is recruited
Controls robot with his mind
To fight large monsters
31. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Guy dressed as grandpa
Films live reactions from folks
Kind of like Borat
32. This is the End
The rapture happens
How do famous stars react
All played by themselves
33. Olympus Has Fallen
White House is taken
One guard is our only hope
From the terrorists
34. 42
Jackie Robinson
Was the first black ball player
This is his story
35. Elysium
Poor people on Earth
Rich people in space station
It's time to have war
36. Planes
Like the movie Cars
Plane wants to be a racer
Underdog story
37. The Lone Ranger
Guy almost was killed
An Indian saves his life
He's The Lone Ranger
38. Oblivion
Humans have left Earth
Government sends back one man
He discovers truth
39. American Hustle
Five people do crimes
They do it for a reason
Confusing trailer
40. Insidious Chapter 2
There's a family
Who had dealt with bad spirits
It happens again
41. Turbo
Snail wants to be fast
Radiation makes him fast
Time for Indy race
42. 2 Guns
Two guys rob a bank
Both undercover agents
Now they're being chased
43. White House Down
Soldier in White House
Terrorists take President
One guy versus all
44. Mama
Couple's adoption
Gives them two creepy daughters
Their dead mom comes back
45. Safe Haven
Girl moves to new town
Based on Nicholas Sparks book
Love but there's secrets
46. The Smurfs 2
There are evil smurfs
They want to capture Smurfette
Smurfs to the rescue!
47. The Best Man Holiday
Friends meet for Christmas
Sex, fun, and secrets happen
Wacky holiday
48. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Demi-gods at camp
Destroyer of Gods coming
Must find fleece to win
49. A Good Day to Die Hard
A Die Hard movie
John McClane teams up with son
Russians are bad guys
50. Warm Bodies
There's a boy zombie
He falls in love with human.
Gets complicated
51. Jack the Giant Slayer
Jack and the Beanstalk
Lots of giants and fighting
And a love story
52. The Purge
All crime is legal
On just one night every year
Will you survive it?
53. The Wolf of Wall Street
Guy works at Wall Street
Makes a lot, a lot, of cash
Has parties and stuff
54. Last Vegas
Old guy getting hitched
Calls up old friends for Vegas
Senior jokes ensue
55. Ender's Game
World needs a hero
Hires kid with gaming skills
He'll fight aliens
56. Prisoners
Two girls abducted
Dads take law into own hands
Cops ineffective
57. After Earth
Father/Son in space
Return to abandoned Earth
Fight against nature
58. Saving Mr. Banks
Mary Poppins book
Disney wants to make a film
Author not selling
59. Escape from Planet Earth
There are aliens
Humans captured them on Earth
They need to escape!
60. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Hansel and Gretel
Grown-ups with guns and crossbows
Hunting them witches
61. Free Birds
Turkeys make a plan
To change course of history
Thanksgiving cartoon!
62. Evil Dead
Teens go to cabin
Unleash evil in the woods
Then horror happens
63. Red 2
Ex- CIA men
Are now on hit list to die
They're old and kick @$$
64. Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Married guy and girl
Girl seduced by other man
More drama happens
65. The Call
Kidnapped girl calls cops
Operator takes action
Finds bad guy herself
66. Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas
No-nonsense black gal
Go spends Christmas with rednecks
Comedy ensues
67. Pain and Gain
Three bodybuilders
Decide to rob a rich man
It's a true story
68. Gangster Squad
In Mafia Days
Cops start secret dirty war
To take down mob boss
69. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Guy has boring life
Stops dreaming and starts living
Has an adventure
70. Jurassic Park 3D
Guy makes dinosaurs
People come to see them all
$&*! T-Rex is loose!
71. The Internship
Two guys lose their jobs
Become interns at google
With young college kids
72. Instructions Not Included
Mom drops off baby
Single dad has to raise her
What if mom comes back?
73. Snitch
Son wrongly in jail
The Rock needs to lay smackdown
To get son justice
74. Riddick
Unstoppable guy
Bounty Hunters capture him
He fights aliens
75. A Haunted House
It reminds me of
Par'normal Activity.
But a Parody
76. 12 Years a Slave
Black man is free man
Kidnapped, made a southern slave
Won't lose will to live
77. The Family
A mob family
Goes to witness protection
Still acts like the mob
78. Carrie
Girl is an outcast
She discovers her powers
But prom night goes wrong
79. Texas Chainsaw 3D
Guy has a chainsaw
He wears a mask and kills folks
And it's in 3D
80. R.I.P.D
Guy dies. Then "wakes" up
Joins Rest In Peace Department
He stops bad dead men
81. Blue Jasmine
Rich girl loses dough
Comes home to live with sister
Her life is shattered
82. 47 Ronin
Man takes his revenge
On an entire army
But Watch for Dragons
83. Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
Documentary
Kevin Hart's Comedy Tour
With lots of stand-up
84. Side Effects
Girl Gets Medicine
Murder, Drama, Sex Happens
Something about pills
85. Scary Movie 5
It reminds me of
Par'normal Activity
But a Parody
86. Walking with Dinosaurs
Baby dinosaur
Has to become the leader
Watch for carnivores!
87. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Girl can see demons
Joins group to fight the dark side
Fantasy Action
88. Delivery Man
Man donates his sperm
He now has five hundred kids!
What's he gonna do?
89. One Direction: This is Us
Five regular boys
Become world famous boy band
This is their story
90. Kick-Ass 2
Regular Joes fight
They're real life superheroes
They {insert title}
91. Rush
Two racecar drivers
Their rivalry on the track
Based on true story
92. The Host
Guy and girl in love
Alien in girl's body
Can the love survive?
93. The World's End
Five guys on bar tour
Robot Apocalypse comes
There's British humor
94. 21 and Over
Guy turns 21
Has craziest night ever
Super, super drunk
95. Escape Plan
Man goes to prison
To see if he can break out
But it's a set-up
96. Grudge Match
Two boxing rivals
Rematch 30 years later
Stallone. DeNiro.
97. Don Jon
Jon, good looking guy
Meets very good looking girl
And he looks at porn
98. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
Two bad magicians
Have to compete with new guy
Ridiculousness
99. The Big Wedding
Wedding is coming
Wacky in-laws and guests come
Comedy ensues
100. Mud
Outlaw in hiding
Befriends two young boys for help
He loves a woman
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