17 Texts Only Thirtysomethings Will Understand

    "Is it true that if u pluck a white hair three come to its funeral?"

    1. When you reach that boiling point:

    2. When you've got your night already planned:

    3. When your friends are organizing more play dates than actual dates:

    4. When life gives you new mysteries during parenthood:

    5. When your partner knows you better than anyone else:

    6. When you wish you had reeled it in the night before:

    7. When house hunting feels more like dream hunting:

    8. When your brilliant pop culture references go unrewarded:

    9. When you don't want to face the facts:

    10. When even your friends get a little too real:

    11. When this wonderful moment happens:

    12. When no one really has the answer:

    13. When you have a sudden lapse in judgement:

    14. When you realize how much everyone has truly changed:

    15. When you decide it's finally time to buy that new hypoallergenic comforter (and more):

    16. When wedding season feels less like a season and more like a forever kinda thing:

    17. When you worry for the youths of today: