17 Times Kids Perfectly Captured What It's Like To Get Drunk

    "Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."

    Crystal Ro
    by Crystal Ro

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. When you realize you passed the point of feeling "buzzed" like an hour ago.

    2. When you pregame before putting on your makeup.

    3. When you attempt to get out of your Uber gracefully, but...

    4. When you see your ex out on the town.

    5. When you miss a step while exiting a bar.

    6. And when you try to get away as fast as possible, but it just gets worse.

    7. When your friends are starving, but there's nothing satisfying in your fridge.

    8. When all you can think about is getting pancakes, but there's a line around the block.

    9. When you crash at a friend's place and insist "anywhere" will do...

    10. ...or when you actually make it to their sofa.

    11. And when you wake up with absolutely no memory of what happened the night before.

    12. When you see the damage you did to your own things the next morning.

    13. When you have to get errands done, but all you want to do is go back to bed.

    14. When you regret absolutely everything you ingested the night before.

    15. When no amount of water seems to be enough...

    16. ...or Advil.

    17. And finally, when you remember that you have to go to work the next day.