City of Lost Angels? You damn straight these folks are lost.
1.
You know how to drive.
2.
You still walk places.
And no driving to, parking and hiking up Runyon Canyon does not count.
3.
When you meet someone from your hometown, state, region or coast, your 1st thought is THANK GOD!
4.
You refuse to give up your home license plate.
5.
Or driver's license ...
7.
You're constantly asking your friends and family about the weather back home ...
8.
You have no idea which direction Arcadia, Palmdale or West Covina are because they're too far outside of the city.
9.
You have no issue driving from the valley ...
10.
You're not too snooty to LIVE in the valley (heaven forbid)
11.
You'd never heard of Dental Chains.
12.
You don't get the big deal about In-N-Out Burger
It's not like they have hand battered onion rings ....
Premium steak burgers ...
Hand Dipped Milk Shakes or ....
The Best Lemonade in the Land!!! (Tea ain't half bad either)
13.
You DON'T want to put avocado on EVERYTHING!!!
Though an avocado shake ain't bad ...
14.
You realize your Spanish is Puerto Rican ... and no Mexicans know WTF you're talking about.
15.
You still root for your home baseball team!
With Abandon and NO Apologies.
18.
You don't bring your own bags to the grocery store.
19.
You have clothes for temperate weather.
20.
You didn't realize where you lived assigned you to a culture group!
Hollywood (Hookers, Strippers & Drug Addicts)
The Valley (Screenwriters)
21.
The 1st words out of your mouth upon meeting someone isn't "What do you do?"
22.
It took you 3 years to stop getting lost on the highways ... because they don't always connect!
23.
That accent you can't seem to shake. What is it about a hard 'R' ... or no 'R' at all as the case may be?
As much as you bitch and moan about LA, you're never going back to wherever the hell it is you're from.