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    Real Life Stories: Barbershop Conversation

    Barbershops all over the country are notorious for talking ****. Here is just one of those conversations.

    Kid: My phone sucks…the battery only lasts for a day.

    Barber: What do YOU know about batteries?...you kids got your 'fancy' batteries…that damn lithium ion business.

    Barber:When I was growing up we had REAL batteries!

    Barber 2: ** in the background** Yeah, Reeeal SON!

    Barber: You had to carry a pocket full of them just to keep your Sony Walkman going just for a couple of hours.

    Barber:We used to rewind the tapes with pencils to save the battery life! Don't talk about batteries here son, YOU don't know REAL batteries...

    Barber:When our batteries died we put them in the fridge just to bring them back for one more track!

    Kid:"Whatever gramps...WTF's a Walkman?"