Most men walk around all day in suits
even though they don't actually work
Everyone walks around staring...
...staring across the square...
... staring at each other...
...staring up at houses...
They get instantly hired when any business is short-staffed
SHUNNING all the perfectly good extras
They all use the same line in states of anger...
They all have parties IN THE DAY
which finish badly... still IN THE DAY
because people get wasted after only one drink
When anyone has a slight chance at happiness...
you know it won't last long
Often ridiculously-written storylines get thrown in
And most of the time it's all just RIDICULOUS
But at least we are always reminded every 5 seconds what is important to these people....
In fact they love faaaamily so much that....
That's maybe why their family trees look like this
And finally, if anyone gets the tube it means they can never come back
especially if they take a black cab
because leaving the square means you can never return