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8:00am: One great thing about the morning? Breakfast!!
9:00am: You've made it to work, you've settled in - new day, new possibilities.
10:00am: You are killin' it - check that check-list, honey. WERK.
10:30am: A few cubicles down someone breaks out a mid-morning snack.
10:45am: But like, you're pretty sure she's taunting you...
11:00am: Breakfast is a distant memory and you're having feelings.
11:30am: Time just moves so slowly, it's like why do you even deal with time at this point?
11:45am: Your body is weak.
12:00pm: Sweet Jesus and all of his friends, you've made it.
12:30pm: Food coma.
1:00pm: Your second wind is here!
2:00pm: You even start to feel a little giddy ;)
3:00pm: The mid-afternoon SLUMP.
3:01pm: An email arrives - "Leftovers in the kitchen."
3:02pm: And you claim whatever's left for yourself.
4:00pm: But it's never enough. Snacks are never enough.
4:15pm: You become hangry.
4:25: In a last ditch effort to pull yourself together you think "maybe this is a good thing."
4:30: But who are you kidding...
4:35pm: RAGE AND CONFUSION AND WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?
4:40pm: You take a second to consider your options...
4:41pm: SWEET CLEMENTINE YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.
4:42pm: ANY. THING.
4:45pm: You seriously question whether you need to be hospitalized or medicated.
4:46pm: BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH AND NOTHING IS FAIR AND LOVE IS LOST.
4:47pm: BLEAK, BLEAK, BLEAK. YOU GIVE IN TO YOUR DESPAIR.
4:50pm: A co-worker shows concern...
4:55pm: But it's too late for you.
4:59pm: Because LYFE has put you on one side of the sliding door and the sweet sustenance you crave on the other.
Until dinnertime, that is!
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