7 My Little Pony Cocktails

Friendship is Magic: the magic of getting wasted.

Bronies need to cut loose. After all, if you’re an adult male super-fan of The Hub’s hit series My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic, you might be having a hard time explaining your obsession to your parents, friends and most ladies — which causes stress. Let these pony-based drinks take the edge off. Here are 7 My Little Pony cocktails:

Mystic Amethyst

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That horn could make a handy bottle opener.

Soft Spoken

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Don’t be shy, little pony. Drink all this vodka.

Speed Demon

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Real life horses also love energy drinks.

Bold ‘n’ Delicious

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Actually, in this picture, Applejack looks like she’s already had a few.

Bourgeoisie

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But really, aren’t all these cocktails inspired by a cartoon show for little girls classy?

Pinkie Pie

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Sprinkles are also really good in an old fashioned.

Spike

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And you worried these cocktails wouldn’t be manly enough.