Hark, These Public Libraries Are Dueling To The Death to Defend Their Baseball Teams

A civilized, literary beef for the ages.

The Kansas City Royals and Toronto Blue Jays are engaged in a vicious death match also known as the American League Championship Series. The bad blood is so fierce that the Kansas City Public Library broke out some book spine poetry to talk smack.

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That reads as: "Canada. Sorry You Lost. What Bluebirds Do."

This is war, people.

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And now the Toronto Public Library has fired back.

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"Warning. Kansas City. It Ain't Over Till It's Over."

1-800-HOTLINEBURN.

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These two better calm down before somebody gets a stern talking to about not returning those books to the correct shelves.