1. Inflatable Toast
Do you love toast so much that you wish you could carry it wherever you go? Well now you can.
2. Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray
Ever wanted to check your Facebook while driving, but the practicality just isn’t there? Your wish has come true.
3. 8GB Condom USB Flash Drive
Want to be one of those cool kids with a rubber in your pocket, but you secretly know you’d never get the chance to use it? Voila.
4. Canned Unicorn Meat
For when corned beef and spam feel too normal. Just watch out for those rainbow runs.
5. How to Avoid Huge Ships (Book)
Do you constantly run into huge ships while walking down the street? Problem solved.
6. Giant Swiss Army Knife
Now this is something MacGyver would be jealous of. Why have a mere mortal Swiss army knife when you could have one that has been passed down by God himself?
7. Cat Butt Coin Purse
Do you love cats? Yes, you say? You obviously have the Cat Butt Coin Purse, right? Was that a no? And you said you loved cats. You should be ashamed.
8. Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Come on! There’s no way your friends would think you’re weird for having one of these. In fact, they probably think you’re weird for NOT having one.