I will be one of the first to admit that the UK is superior to the US in every way, but if you, as an American, have never had cider mixed with beer in your home country, you’re going to the wrong bars. Move to Chicago!

It’s a relief to see her looking like this. Thank you, Zooey.

Terrifying, or hilarious?

America.

Why are we still shaming animals, dudes? Don’t keep your Mac power cords near any rabbits. That’s probably, if you are a rabbit owner, your first step toward happiness. Humans are morons.

Yes, he is physically attractive.  All we know is that he was involved in this bombing. We don’t know why. That should be it. Speculation on either side- whether or not he deserves to be deemed as “hot” or whether or not he’s “evil”- should just cease. That’s not what any of this is about. And, to be honest, coming from a very human place, there is a part of me that feels sorry for him. He’s a kid.

What do you mean by “we get”? I own the rights to Audrey Hepburn now because she and I both have dark hair? What do I do with that? Can I go back to school with it? Pay a bill?

Not even close.

If I post my resume in the comments section will you guys just hire me already? I’m pretty sure I’ve made similar things.  Also, are these cats following me?

I’m uncomfortable.