How To Piss Someone Off From Ohio

Coming from a native Ohioan herself.

1. Assume it's all farms

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Although we do have some farms, we are not entirely made of them. Our nightlife can even be better than yours! Can you even name one item that Ohio farms specialize in?? Thought so.

2. Relate our opinions with John Boehner

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The current speaker of the house is a controversial Republican, but don't think we all are. Recall the fact that it's always down to us in presidential elections, because our state is constantly split.

3. Say our chili isn't real chili

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Yeah it's different that the usual, but Cincinnati chili is the bomb. Seriously, try it sometime.

4. Downplay the Ohio State & Michigan rivalry

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If you shrug off one of the biggest rivalries in college football, then don't. Try going to a party when they face off sometime, it's a giant deal here.

5. And most of all, say we're from the south

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We're not. We're one state and lake away from Canada. Remember U.S. History? We were a major role for the Union in the Civil War. The south begins right underneath us in Kentucky, not here.