1. It’s only Monday, but Corgnelius wanted to start your week off right.
2. On Tuesday, he’ll wake you up with a mixed bouquet.
3. On Wednesday, he’ll get you a dozen roses.
4. And when it’s finally Valentine’s Day, he’ll present you with that Tiffany’s necklace you’ve been eyeing.
5. So will you give Corgnelius a chance? It would make him soooo happy!
In The News Today
- The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan called the hospital bombing that killed 22 people "a mistake." ›
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- New York's attorney general is looking into whether employees at fantasy sports sites might have won bets based on information not available to the public, the New York Times reports. ›