You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough

A rejection letter from the Church of Satan.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough
copyranter

Hey, they returned the check. That’s pretty not evil.
According to the highest ranked comment (from a former Church of Satan member) on reddit, this is legit.

Via: reddit.com

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    6 Responses So Far

    • maryd7   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough  about 6 months ago
    • Jessica Mann thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is WTF  about 6 months ago
    • exlibris00 thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 6 months ago
    • Melisaurio Portilla thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is WTF  about 7 months ago
    • ellent6 thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 7 months ago
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    • baltazara thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is Win  about 7 months ago
    • scottr6   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough  about 7 months ago
    • erikachristine thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 7 months ago
    • jessicar14   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough  about 7 months ago
    • cosetteo   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough and thinks it’s Win, WTF & LOL  about 7 months ago
    • Shape   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough  about 7 months ago
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    • JACKROLL thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is Fail, Win & WTF  about 7 months ago
    • carolines14 7 months ago

      That check was written on my 18th birthday!

    • lenetteo thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is WTF  about 7 months ago
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    • kona thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 7 months ago
    • ABoyle 7 months ago

      Now I’m curious to see what my magical destiny says…

    • carmenw2 thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 7 months ago
    • marleyf thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is LOL  about 7 months ago
    • veronical2 thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is FTW  about 7 months ago
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    • sunsfever83 thinks You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough is Win & LOL  about 7 months ago
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    • kateleighd   You, Sir, Are Not Evil Enough and thinks it’s OMG & Win  about 7 months ago
    • aront 7 months ago

      He doesn’t have a Wachovia check’s chance in hell of ever living this down.

    • PunkySpunky 7 months ago

      The scary part is not they have to this to join that church but that person who got rejected lives in just not the same country or same state but the same city!! I live in Marietta,ga too but at lest it not the same zip code

    • legume 7 months ago

      well duh, you’re supposed to write a check for the amount of your soul.

    • astridf 7 months ago

      Satanists are so polite.

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