Ventriloquist Dummy Photos Will Scare The Crap Out Of You

The portraits are from a new book by celebrity photographer Matthew Rolston titled Talking Heads: The Vent Haven Portraits.”

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Rolston found the retired ventriloquist puppets housed at the Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky.

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Don’t worry, my neck is cracked, I’m dead.

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Jesus pants-shitting Christ, those EYES.

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(shudder)

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It’s Howdy Doody-my-pants Time.

See more of the nightmares here.
And buy Rolston’s book here.

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