Rolston found the retired ventriloquist puppets housed at the Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky.
Don’t worry, my neck is cracked, I’m dead.
Jesus pants-shitting Christ, those EYES.
It’s Howdy Doody-my-pants Time.
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