1. Dull vampires?
2. That's some science experiment — who's gonna stick a funnel up his ass?
3. This one doesn't upset me so much, but it obviously does others...
4. NO PHONE CALLS, WE'RE BUSY KILLING KIDS.
5. Also VERY important: Stacking of words.
6. Big Boys are confused by little apostrophes.
7. GOOD, arrest all those varsity jocks.
8. Heh.
9. ESL exam?
10. Obvious Punchline Pete sez: Opinions are like assholes...
