Very suspect public speaking advice from a fucking pen.
A Paris restaurant’s ENTIRE menu is apparently ironic.
Fucking wise-ass French.
Finally, somebody is mocking this whole “artisan” food bullshit. Or, not.
So they just closed the place for awhile, and then reopened it.
So…no nothing forever?
Well, at least the sign’s not: Surgeons Must “Wash Hands”
I don’t think I want to know what they actually mean by “wood.”
This Canadian car wash is fucking loony.
I have no idea how to vote or what to vote on.
No voter suppression going on here.
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