1. Let’s face it — this drunken idiot connects with more consumers than the fat kid jogger.
2. This is my favorite.
3. The economy’s fucked. Why shouldn’t I be?
6. Milka is a Swiss chocolate brand.
7. I don’t know — it just works for me, maybe because his nose is shaped like a Perrier bottle?
If this is your Tumblr, CONTACT ME.
You are doing it right.
- Police in Athens used pepper spray on protesters two days ahead of Greece's major bailout vote.
- A medical helicopter crashed in Colorado. The crash killed the pilot and injured two crew members.
- Serena Williams survived an upset at Wimbledon and defeated current Britain's Heather Watson. She'll play her older sister Venus in the next round of the tournament ?