1. Let’s face it — this drunken idiot connects with more consumers than the fat kid jogger.
2. This is my favorite.
3. The economy’s fucked. Why shouldn’t I be?
6. Milka is a Swiss chocolate brand.
7. I don’t know — it just works for me, maybe because his nose is shaped like a Perrier bottle?
If this is your Tumblr, CONTACT ME.
You are doing it right.
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️