The Nine Most Depressing Ad Rewrites From “Depressed Copywriter”

My favorite new tumblr. A man (update: by 2 men & 2 women) after my cold, dark, dead, heart.

I KNEW it.

ID: 287934

(You know it’s true.)

ID: 287935

Beef. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.

ID: 287936

(Bose Bluetooth ad)

ID: 287937

There’s nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.

ID: 287939

…like a butterfly.

ID: 287949

Wake up, to an empty bed.

ID: 287950

Ad for Carbonite, “a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn).”

ID: 287938

Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.

ID: 287940

Update: this site is by a woman, Whitney Ruef.

Thanks to Peter at This Isn’t Happiness for the tip.

ID: 288068

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