The Nine Most Depressing Ad Rewrites From “Depressed Copywriter”
My favorite new tumblr. A man (update: by 2 men & 2 women) after my cold, dark, dead, heart.
I KNEW it.
(You know it’s true.)
Beef. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.
(Bose Bluetooth ad)
There’s nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.
…like a butterfly.
Wake up, to an empty bed.
Ad for Carbonite, “a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn).”
Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.
Update: this site is by a woman, Whitney Ruef.
Thanks to Peter at This Isn’t Happiness for the tip.
Source: depressedcopywriter.com
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alasdairm2 a year agoI once worked at an ad agency where a copywriter was fired for, as a joke, tinkering with the equal opps statement in a recruitment ad. Instead of it saying the usual “regardless of race or gender…” he put in “regardless of size of bank balance and likeability” or something very similar - and it slipped past the proofreader and ran in the press! Whoops!
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