The Nine Most Depressing Ad Rewrites From “Depressed Copywriter”

My favorite new tumblr. A man (update: by 2 men & 2 women) after my cold, dark, dead, heart. posted on

I KNEW it.

(You know it’s true.)

Beef. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.

(Bose Bluetooth ad)

There’s nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.

…like a butterfly.

Wake up, to an empty bed.

Ad for Carbonite, “a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn).”

Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.

Update: this site is by a woman, Whitney Ruef.

Thanks to Peter at This Isn’t Happiness for the tip.

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