4. Guy says he stepped on his sister’s doll, and laughed. He didn’t laugh later that night, at all.
11. You’re laughing. You wouldn’t be if you saw how fast they move with stilts.
12. The dolls are always there, everywhere. Even in your video games (found in Batman: Arkham Asylum).
13. Porcelain dolls after a house fire. The family got out safely. This time.
15. His bottom two-thirds is only a few miles away, and stumbling toward its upper one-third’s silent scream.
18. “Oh, yes, Suzie, I love my new makeup job. Now, where does mommy keep the big knives?”
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