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The Craziest, Sleaziest Ramen Ad Ever (mildly NSFW)

Noodles — with a mega-dose of Viagra, apparently.

Mega Bon(er)us!

As you can read at the end of the ad, Energy Noodles says they are only legal in three states: Wyoming, North Dakota, and Texas. And, the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea. So, I suspect the list is a farce.

Then you go to their website, where other products are showcased, including an Energy Noodle Bar (same typeface as Power Bar), and “power gliders” — which, after clicking, you find out are tampons (see package below). Tampons that squirt Energy Noodle powder (what the fuck?).

So, it looks like this is a false-front teaser ad/website for something else.
We’ll see.

3. “power gliders”

4. RELATED: Remember this ad from last year?

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