The "Big Dick" Toy Machine Gun

    "American Boys, Attention—get at the breech of a Big Dick!"

    This is my rifle, this is my gun...

    "C'mon MOM!
    Jimmy's got a Big Dick!
    Mark's got a Big Dick!
    It's only three dollars!"
    GET ME A BIG DICK!!!!!

    (you all disgust me, get your minds out the gutter.)